i am so damn back..

OH MY GOD!!

you dont know how many things i've got to blog about..

there is the Redang Trip..which i'm sure yingz is OH-SO-EAGER for...

and softball..

and LOSER NIGHT!...

OMG okay??

stupid internet connection died on my just when i FINALLY had something to blog about after god knows how long..hahah..

anyways..lets not waste time...

here is the LOOONNNGGG awaited post on the REDANG TRIP!!!..

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so my class planned a class trip to redang during the april holidays..

it was unexpected in so many ways...

for one?

we expected the damned bus to come at 9pm on sunday to taylors..where the 14 of us assembled to TAKE OFF!!...

the fucking stupid things came at 11.30..=.="

at 9..we asked the fella we booked the bus from.."where is the bus arh"

he replied.."on the way..don't worry..on the way"

at 9.30..we got fidgetty.."err...WHERE is the bus arh"

he replied.."ON tHE WAY...in puchong only..don't worry.."

at 10..u KNOW there is something wrong.."wahh..one hour late already man..where is the bus"

he replied.."i swear he is on the way...really wan..in puchong already.."

we asked.."WHICH PUCHONG?! cause PUCHONG is like TEN minutes away from SUBANG!"

he replied.."oh..he took the other highway..wanted to avoid paying toll..u know larh bus driver"

by 10.30..the big boss came...and i heard them muttering..so i couldn't take it anymore..

"just EXACTLY WHERE IS THE BUS???? ONE AND A HALF HOURS ALREADY!!"

he replied.."OH..there was some mistake..he is on the way..from SG BESI"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....

how does one person wind up in SG FUCKING BESI FROM PUCHONG to SUBANG?!?!?!

its like i tell u i'm on my way from my house to Damansara Jaya and i end up in SG BULOH!!...

seriously wanted to slap the mother fucker..

so finally the damned bus got there..and we slept and reached merang jetty...

then we had to wait for another fcuking half an hour before the boat arrived..

in the bus..on the way...look at steph.HAHAHAH...i promised i wouldn't post up this pic..but i couldn't resist larh..SORRY STEPH!!!

we saw monkeys..no big deal larh actually..i was spending the whole three days with a bunch of them...

deli and yow hui..i think i spelled his name wrong..HAHAHAHA..

retard and deli..

amir..aka. BAPUK!!..hahahahhah..i'm serious..sideways..he looks like a beautiful woman..frontwise..not so much..

and THEN we had to take the blardy bumpy boat to redang..

stephie and i..

the big man..dexter..

don't you think he looks EXACTLY like a korean!??!?!

HAHAHAHAHHA...BAPUK MONKEY!!!

the guy in the middle threw up in the bumpy boat ride..

joseph..the drunky monkey...he got drunk on a bottle of carlsberg and starting bullshitting the entire time we were there...even now that i'm back in kl..he still seems drunk most of the time.hahhaa

hehehehehehehhe...

so when we got there...GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?

we had to walk another 10 minutes to the fucking resort which was..SURPRISE SURPRISE?!?!

located at the OTHER end of the beach...

so finally we got there..and because this was OBVIOUSLY a BUDGET HOLIDAY...

we got this cheaper resort..named redang holiday...

and it did seem not so bad on the brochure..and on the website..

so we thought..how bad could it possibly be...

it was bad...

the beds..were SANDY...

the blankets...were like towels..

the best part?

the toilet? stunk..

the water in the toilet bowl?

were brown...

so we thought..okay..lets just flush it..

and it was still brown..and we KEPT flushing it..

and it was STILL brown...

and the water from the basin..

was yellow...

like what the fuck okay?

so after that...we left for the beach...

which was NOT a disappointment at all...

was not disappointed about the beach..i was disappointed that no one wanted to throw the damned frisbee at me..hahahha..

with the smelly...

aaron giving yow hui a GOOD TIME!!..

there you go yingz..

HAHAHAHAHA....when steph first saw shing in his swimming gear...

she screamed.."BABY DUGONG!!! HAHAHAHHA"

deli and steph..

the ocean was so damn beautiful...

it was so blue and endless..

its one of those views you cannoy look at in a photo and expect to understand its beauty..

it just takes your breath away...

and after relaxing in the water..

we went to have lunch..

which ALSO SUCKED..

deli and i waiting for the yucky food..

and then we went back to rest for a while before we went snorkelling...

of course steph..deli and i took it as chance to go sunbathing...

deli and her sexy white bikini...

WHOOHOOO...yong meng..gone larh you...

me and deli..

and i brought a new book to read for this very reason...just to relax under the shades of the coconut leaves and the warm winds of the ocean..

so after a long while of relaxing...we headed to join the guys at snorkelling..

and stupid as i was..i forgot to bring along the camera to take pics underwater...

honestly..i didn't LOVE snorkelling..

i hardly saw anything except feed some fishies..

my god la okay?

and i was drinking salt water all the time..

so after the obviously NOT so fun snorkelling trip..we all went back to rest and prepare for the dinner..

which i kinda skipped in favour of the company of my book..[which was pretty good]..and a cup of maggi mee...

hahahha..i know..so sad right?!

steph got so fed up with me..she dragged me down against my will and made me eat some nuggets..HAHAHAHA...

after that we all just took a stroll along the beach

me and my baby retard..

from left: randy, wern jia, wai khean [on top], aaron, deli, siang, song jien, amir..

shing and his tiny but deadly ciggarette..

so siang offered to help me take a pic with steph..and afterwhich i found these..

OH MY GAWD OKAY!!!!...GAYTARD!!!..

=.="

walking back to the room to drink...

and after deciding that we all wanted to adjourn to the room and play mafia..

so..we went back to the room and played mafia..hahahahah

it was so funny larh..watching my classmates get drunk and stupid...

especially joseph..HAHAHA

and yes..in case u were wondering..

i was the FIRST person to get killed..

hahhahahaha..

the game lasted the entire night till the guys got way too tired and too wasted to play anymore...

then we all went back to sleep..and THAT was the end of the FIRST day...

fucking disappointing..hahhaha...

part two..in a minute!!

this is a bluddy joke

believe it or not..i'm in the cyber cafe of asia cafe..

steph is playing 02jam on my left...and this some other dude is playing some counter strike game..while listening to M2M's 'the day u went away'...

THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY...

i don't even know how i ended up here...the rest of the guys are playing counter strike too..

siang is at some paintball shop...

OMG LARH!!...

SAVE ME!!!!!=.=""

anyways..steph says hi to all of u reading...

so say hi back to her when u see her okay?

btw..i've found a way to console myself in college..

i've found some pretty good looking eye-candy in college to ogle at....

haihz...shing is here now....i think i'll go foos for a while..

i miss DJ...i really do..

head underwater and then tell me to breathe easy for a while..

so i haven't been blogging much...dina was saying she missed knowing what went on in my life...

in actual fact...nothing has really been happening....

nothing much has been going on..except that i'm starting to hate college..

its like i hear so much more things i would prefer not to have heard...

said so much more things i wished i did not say...

do so much more things i hoped i wouldn't do..

no..i'm not smoking..

no..i'm not doing drugs..

no..i'm not cheating on siang...even the guy i used to think was hot in college doesn't seem so hot anymore..in fact the pimples are starting to get to me..

its just silly things i did that i wished i could take make..

stupid decisions i made that i wished i could undo..

what is it u ask?!..

KEH POH CHI...

i mean so little goes on in my life..i resort to doing stupid things to pass my time..like try to make a shower cap seem haute couture...

yes..i know i am FAT..

which is why i'm so so so excited about next weekend..

u sluts better not ffk me...

it is a said and done DEAL...

oh yea dina..i have some exciting news...i FINALLY bought these GORGEOUS pair of red bitch-alert heels from aldo which originally costed 480?..and after fucking sale?!?!? 70% OFF!!...

OMFG OKAY?!?!?!

it was like RM140!!!!=D

i thought i died and went straight to heaven...fucking last pair..MY SIZE!!!

it was like a sign from God..

[in my excitement..i nearly typed..a fucking sign...but then i scared steph scold me cause i use a curse word and God in the same sentence...hahahahaha]

=DDDDDD....

i'm beyond happy larh...siang had to wrestle me down before i jumped around the ENTIRE ALDO SCREAMING AND MOONING EVERYBODY!!!

hahahahahha...

okay...i am not a bimbo..and i'm not going straight to hell for this...

i still love all bitches reading...=D

won't be blogging soon..

haha..till then..love loads!

once upon a time..

i didn't do well for spm..much worse than i had expected..

i got 7A1's..1A2 and 4B3's

no..i don't need anyone congratulating me..

no..i don't need anyone telling me its great results..

no..it does not mean i'm stupid..

no..it does not mean i'm inferior to any of u who did better than i..

it only means this time i was unlucky...

because i know i'm smarter..i know i'm better..

its my nature..i know i'm a bitch..

u were just lucky...maybe a few of you actually earned it..

but next time baby..next time i'm gonna be the one looking at you with fake sympathy in my eyes..

telling u..

don't cryy...u did well..its not too bad la...its quite good...

and u see how it bluddy feels..

i do not need your pity...i am stronger than this..

i am deserving of 12As..

and i will show u in A-Levels..

but till then...

dare u come and pity me...

i will openly and publicly break you down so fast you wouldn't even be able to feel the slap i'll land on ur shit infested face the second right after i'm done..

consider yourselves forewarned..=]

btw...congrats to all of you who excelled..=]

most of all to miss Ho Xinhui..

who i am MIGHTY proud of..

who managed to keep the promise i couldn't..

and also to Mr. Leong Yew Weng..

who prove all the idiots wrong..

who is my pillar of strength..

and definitely to Mr. Lum Joe Shen..

who deserves to be applauded the MOST..

for all his hard efforts in accounts..

he did over 1000 questions to get ready..i remember u told me this the day of our accounts paper..

and for making his mummy proud..

for proving that seating next to ser siang won't make you dumber..HAHAHAHA

neways..i'll blog soon another time..when i'm less volatile..

till then..suck it in losers!!

there's hearts all over the world tonight..

HAHAHA...

FINALLY!!!

i can prove ALL U MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE WRONG!!!

SPM results have NOT BEEN ANNOUNCED!!

sO STOP FUCKING GUESSING!!!

NO FUCKING NEWSPAPER CONFIRMED IT!!

IN FACT!!

NO FUCKING NEWSPAPER EVEN SAID ANYTHING!!!

AND YES!!!

UR MUM/DAD/UNCLE/AUNTY/SHITASSED RELATIVE IS WRONG!!!!

PROOF?!?!?!

HERE!!!

i hate u all for making my life such a miserable hell for a week!!!!=.="

GET UR FACTS RIGHT BITCHES!!!!

i noticed i've only been blogging when i have pictures to show..

and its kinda annoying that people only come to my blog to look at the pictures..

also that i know some of u prollie go..

"GOD she's fat.."

"ooohhh..he's cute..too bad he's with her.."

"WHAT IS SHE WEARING?!"

and i really don't mind..coz i think the same thing when i go to other people's blogs..

but i'm kinda sick of posting pics..

i mean seriously...do u know how freaking tiresome it is to wait for hours to load the pics?!

and in case u haven't noticed..i normally upload like fifty pics one shot..

and caption every sinlge one..

=.="

so yea..i'm gonna take a break for a while..=D

OH YEA!!..

i wanted to ask...

does anyone know FOR SURE when is SPM results coming out?!

coz i'm scared to death bout when its gonna be out..

and there has been no official announce about it..

this i can confirm..because i checked the MINISTRY OF EDUCATION website..

and for those of u who say that u read it in the newspaper..

newsflash...

i've had people saying its coming out on march 12..march 13..march 10..

even freaking feb 28..which is two days from now..

ALL of them telling me they read it from the newspaper..

so i would like to know..

WHICH PAPER WERE U ALL READING!?!?!

OMG OKAY!??!?!

i could probably pee in my already pee-ed on pants for the millionth time...

for god's sake..

tell me the fucking date and take me out of my misery...

PLEASE!!!!

like you're trying to win a contest for sure..

so he picked me up at 7 and off we were to kl for the promise..

the surprise was cafe cafe...

thank god i was dressed for it..

it was a four year promise..and he swore he would keep it..

thankfully he did..=]

we had foie gras and escargots for starters..

the foie gras was freaking good..

like on the scale of amazingness...

it was probably between OMG..and ORGASM...

he had burgundy wagyu for his main course..

i didn't feel like eating much...

and i opted for hot chocolate cake with white truffle sauce..

so halfway through the dinner..

he stood up..said he was going to the toilet..

after he walked off..i looked ahead

and right behind where he was sitting..

in BRIGHT BOLD letters..

TOILET.

painted in gold on a door..

=.="

he didn't even have a clue..

by the end of the dinner..they brought the cake which said '''Happy Anniversary'''

then they brought out a tray..with a familiar white box..

another familiar smile crept to my face..

the night was beautiful..

in fact..it was almost magical..

COPYCAT!!

the way he expresses his love...

and the OBVIOUSLY better way i express mine..=D

heehee..

hope u loved it as much as i did...

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