this is a bluddy joke

believe it or not..i'm in the cyber cafe of asia cafe..

steph is playing 02jam on my left...and this some other dude is playing some counter strike game..while listening to M2M's 'the day u went away'...

THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY...

i don't even know how i ended up here...the rest of the guys are playing counter strike too..

siang is at some paintball shop...

OMG LARH!!...

SAVE ME!!!!!=.=""

anyways..steph says hi to all of u reading...

so say hi back to her when u see her okay?

btw..i've found a way to console myself in college..

i've found some pretty good looking eye-candy in college to ogle at....

haihz...shing is here now....i think i'll go foos for a while..

i miss DJ...i really do..

head underwater and then tell me to breathe easy for a while..

so i haven't been blogging much...dina was saying she missed knowing what went on in my life...

in actual fact...nothing has really been happening....

nothing much has been going on..except that i'm starting to hate college..

its like i hear so much more things i would prefer not to have heard...

said so much more things i wished i did not say...

do so much more things i hoped i wouldn't do..

no..i'm not smoking..

no..i'm not doing drugs..

no..i'm not cheating on siang...even the guy i used to think was hot in college doesn't seem so hot anymore..in fact the pimples are starting to get to me..

its just silly things i did that i wished i could take make..

stupid decisions i made that i wished i could undo..

what is it u ask?!..

KEH POH CHI...

i mean so little goes on in my life..i resort to doing stupid things to pass my time..like try to make a shower cap seem haute couture...

yes..i know i am FAT..

which is why i'm so so so excited about next weekend..

u sluts better not ffk me...

it is a said and done DEAL...

oh yea dina..i have some exciting news...i FINALLY bought these GORGEOUS pair of red bitch-alert heels from aldo which originally costed 480?..and after fucking sale?!?!? 70% OFF!!...

OMFG OKAY?!?!?!

it was like RM140!!!!=D

i thought i died and went straight to heaven...fucking last pair..MY SIZE!!!

it was like a sign from God..

[in my excitement..i nearly typed..a fucking sign...but then i scared steph scold me cause i use a curse word and God in the same sentence...hahahahaha]

=DDDDDD....

i'm beyond happy larh...siang had to wrestle me down before i jumped around the ENTIRE ALDO SCREAMING AND MOONING EVERYBODY!!!

hahahahahha...

okay...i am not a bimbo..and i'm not going straight to hell for this...

i still love all bitches reading...=D

won't be blogging soon..

haha..till then..love loads!

once upon a time..

i didn't do well for spm..much worse than i had expected..

i got 7A1's..1A2 and 4B3's

no..i don't need anyone congratulating me..

no..i don't need anyone telling me its great results..

no..it does not mean i'm stupid..

no..it does not mean i'm inferior to any of u who did better than i..

it only means this time i was unlucky...

because i know i'm smarter..i know i'm better..

its my nature..i know i'm a bitch..

u were just lucky...maybe a few of you actually earned it..

but next time baby..next time i'm gonna be the one looking at you with fake sympathy in my eyes..

telling u..

don't cryy...u did well..its not too bad la...its quite good...

and u see how it bluddy feels..

i do not need your pity...i am stronger than this..

i am deserving of 12As..

and i will show u in A-Levels..

but till then...

dare u come and pity me...

i will openly and publicly break you down so fast you wouldn't even be able to feel the slap i'll land on ur shit infested face the second right after i'm done..

consider yourselves forewarned..=]

btw...congrats to all of you who excelled..=]

most of all to miss Ho Xinhui..

who i am MIGHTY proud of..

who managed to keep the promise i couldn't..

and also to Mr. Leong Yew Weng..

who prove all the idiots wrong..

who is my pillar of strength..

and definitely to Mr. Lum Joe Shen..

who deserves to be applauded the MOST..

for all his hard efforts in accounts..

he did over 1000 questions to get ready..i remember u told me this the day of our accounts paper..

and for making his mummy proud..

for proving that seating next to ser siang won't make you dumber..HAHAHAHA

neways..i'll blog soon another time..when i'm less volatile..

till then..suck it in losers!!