i feel sad..

You know why?

Its because i think i have lost my funny mojo.



I'm not funny anymore!



(those of u who argue that i was never funny can go suck my non-existent balls and crawl up yo mama's loose ass okay?)



Anyways, as i was saying, I only blog when i have pictures to share.



Not even funny pictures. Just pictures of me looking like a work of art in my fancy clothes and fancier shoes.



And despite the perfection of such pictures, or rather the perfection of the OBJECT in the pictures, something important is missing.



The element of...well..funny-ness.






Which is SAD.



And thus, not..funny. ='[





But i LIKE to be funny!




I like to make dina laugh when i show her my orgasm face. Or rather the orgasm face of a slut i once saw in a porno. She was riding a Osim iGallop-like device..except it had a fake dick (DILDO)portruding out of it. And when she orgasmed, her face was something like


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A cross between the three. I REALLY couldn't decide.





So anyways, back to the topic of my funnyness deficient problem!





I have lost my funny touch! Don't go thinkin funny things now.





Maybe my funny touch got hit by the transformer-bug and ZHENG CHENG FENG PREK NGEK KABOOM KAPOW RRRRWWEEEE KLANG KLANG....





I assume that is the sound the transformers robots make when they transform from a normal hot slut into a full fledge hot slut WITH additionl metal body and tail with spear and a metal long gross tongue (which was disguting by the way)..





or just from a red and blue truck into OPTIMUS PRIME!! JENG JENG JENG!





Okay, running off track here.





As i was saying, after the transformation, my funny touch transformed into well..a boring touch.





I am now boring, and irrelevant. Or so says siang, whom i suspect is the only reader of my blog.





I say reader because i think he actually reads the blog. Like he asks me meanings of certain words like " STUPID" and "irrelevant".





Whereas, the rest of you who visit my blog, come to look at the pictures and appreciate the beauty within. Considering how i am in all my pictures, or 99% of them, it is safe to conclude that i am the beauty within that they admire.





Which i have to say, flatters me so so much. But i really hope u do take time to read the rest of the unfunny and irrelevant things i write about.





For siang's sake, irrelevant means unimportant, having no bearing on or connection with the subject at issue.





Anyways (i think i have used the word anyways about ten times in this one post), what do u think i should do to refunny-nize my blog huh?





If u have a suggestion, email me oaky?! I would LOVE to hear about them.





oh my email? its mayee@udamnfuckingnolifesimplygoemailpeoplelamejokes.com





gonna go find a clown now. Bye!

PS. I MISS YOU B1!!!!! when are u coming back u london whore!!!

sometimes..

You know how people always say..

"this has been the BEST NIGHT of my life"

or

"these are the MOST amazing people i'll ever meet in my life"

Somehow, some time later, they find themselves saying the EXACT same thing about a different night..or a different bunch of people?

Well..I have had many amazing nights before. I have met many amazing people in the past.

And I'm pretty sure I'll be having more of such nights and meeting such people somewhere later along this road i'm taking.

So this time, I'll just honestly say this.

14th of June is THE greatest night of my life..SO FAR.

PE5 has been a REALLYY BIG accidental miracle in my life. Considering how I was supposed to be in PE6.

This bunch of psychotic, annoying, bitchy, wayy-out-of-their-minds crazy nutjobs have given me so many beautiful and precious memories that I'm sure to preserve in my heart for a long long long time.


Anyways, Taylor's A-Levels prom was overall a mediocre celebration of what we accomplished and went through in the last one and a half years of our life.

But, Taylor's A-Levels prom AFTERPARTY was, and i quote victoria beckham, "MAYJUH, ABSOLUTELY MAYJUUUHHH DARLING"!! =D

So here goes.

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Prom was held at Shangri-La Hotel this year, and deli (OMG I LOVE YOU DELIII) got us free rooms at Nikko Hotel, which was like a 10-minute drive away from shang.

Holy Mother of ...!!!! The rooms were bluddy huge and comfy!!

But it was unfortunately NOT soundproof. HEHE. the story comes later.

So anways, we dolled up and got ready and left by 7

Both of us got our make up done at shu uemura. I loved my make up girl. SO cute..=D

It seemed like the guys were either anxious to go meet girls at prom, or their balls shrank to tiny beans because they were nervous, but they got ready like an HOUR before we even began changing. HAAHAHAHHAHA

gayboy and loserboy

Steph and I actually had good reason to look forward to prom. We were both looking forward to getting laid since we're newly single and prom seemed to be the best hunting grounds for easy prey right???

hahahahahahahahha..

JUST JOKINGGGGG!! Do WE look like the types who need to HUNT for anything?

Don't answer that.

We were excited cause we both had realllyyyy pretty dresses to wear.

Before you ask, I bought a new dress for BCBG Maxazria, despite telling myself constantly that i'll be wearing my old dress.

It was a love-at-first-sight thing!!! Tangs was on sale and who could say NO to a classic black lace gown?! RIGHT?!?! RIGHHTTT?!??!!?!?

Don't answer that either. This question can only be justifically answered by cheryl lee phaik inn..=D

hahahahahahaha..

Anyways, reached the hotel at seven and waited an hour to register and get our free gifts at the door.

GET THIS. Our college gave us SHOT GLASSES.

Its like they gave up on the pro-sobriety campaign and KNEW we were gonna get wasted.

Siang being siang ended up stealing like 20 cups so that we would have enough shot glasses for our afterparty at the hotel

Damn malu la..=.="

Didn't take a lot of pictures that night so this is basically most of what i've got...

and thats the big picture on my prom.

No captions this time around. I didn't want to spoil the meaning behind every picture with words.

That, and i'm fucking lazy.

Will update on the afterparty later. I'm dead tired. Just got back from Genting.

A lil sneak peek for you kepohchis..

Till then..toodles!