Santa, can u hear me?

I have been very blessed in the sense that i meet one individual, every year, who melts the barriers surrounding my heart and stays there for a long long long time...

Sometimes, their memories stay inside..but in real life they leave..people change..we grow apart...

Sometimes, the memories i have are the only things i remember about them..i hardly talk to them now...

Sometimes, i meet someone who is so special, neither distance nor time could possibly take them out of my heart...

this year, i met delicia chua shen yee..

Everyone who knows me..knows what kind of judgmental and bitchy person i am...

but i can honestly say that there is nothing about DELI that i could possibly hate..

This is a girl, whose happines radiates out of her like a ball of glowing joy..

whose smile is positively ADDICTIVE..its like my sunshine on a rainy day...

whose lesbian fantasies could match mine, which is a MAJOR bonus..because so far only dina has been able to do that..=D

a girl whose only attacks on you would be.."i ...DONT LIKE U....ur STUPID..............*feels guilty*.........i'm sorryyyy..."

ahahahahahhahahahhahaha...

if i were a boy...i would be in love with her...

sadly..i'm a girl and i love my penises....so it'll never work out..

=D

on december 3rd this year..this amazingly crazy girl turned 17.

i swear to god...mentally...she turned 4...

ahahhahahhahahah....

and because when u were four..

you would BUG ur parents non stop to bring u to an amusement park for your birthday...

we all went to SUNWAY LAGOON TO CELEBRATE FOR HER!!!..hahahaha

*we skipped college...but thats a minor detail..*

had fucking a lot of fun that day..hahahahha...

i looked like shit la..but fuck it la.....

fat fat la...disgusting disgusting laa...=.="

=D

here goes.........

part 1

gathering at the cafeteria before we began our journey..=D...

amir driving whilst rachel shot his happy eyes...=D

omg u dunno how much i miss u all..=[

uh oh..wats amar doing now?!...wats shaun thinking about amar now?!

shaun going in for the kill..amar is UNSUSPECTING..amar..i've got lotion if u need it..=D

seems like shaun has somekind of foot fetish...lol..

boys being boys..no matter the age..

ahhahahaha..amir..hahahahahahha...

rachel used to have a crush on shaun in form one..and then puberty hit..

and KABOOSH!..gone was the dream of shaun having a girl as a gf..=D

what were they lookin at u ask?!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA...i bet u regret asking that now..

amar taking revenge on shaun...haha

omg..baby dugong..hahahhaha=D

amar..dont dwell on it laa..the pain in ur anus will subside soon...i'm surprised u felt it at all..

i didn't think shaun had one to stick anywhere.=D..hahahahha..

SUPPOSED manhunt..but with shing there..it kinda ruins the picture..

i mean even deli coud pass for a really messy but pretty boy..hahahahah=D


hahahah..look at dexter..so sad la.=D

steph's audition picture for malaysia's next top model..=D

alamaks..deli SHO CUTTEEEE....=D

to everyone who has asked about my display picture..

it was only a POPSICLE!!...not a green detached dick..=.="

hell YEAH i enjoyed it..=D

most of everone there...i think steph was taking the picture..hahaha

oaky..part 2 will come when i have the patience to psot it up..onot just go cehkc deli's blog..

deli's house party will come next..

THEN SINGAPORE!!!!=D