You know why?
Its because i think i have lost my funny mojo.
I'm not funny anymore!
(those of u who argue that i was never funny can go suck my non-existent balls and crawl up yo mama's loose ass okay?)
Anyways, as i was saying, I only blog when i have pictures to share.
Not even funny pictures. Just pictures of me looking like a work of art in my fancy clothes and fancier shoes.
And despite the perfection of such pictures, or rather the perfection of the OBJECT in the pictures, something important is missing.
The element of...well..funny-ness.
Which is SAD.
And thus, not..funny. ='[
But i LIKE to be funny!
I like to make dina laugh when i show her my orgasm face. Or rather the orgasm face of a slut i once saw in a porno. She was riding a Osim iGallop-like device..except it had a fake dick (DILDO)portruding out of it. And when she orgasmed, her face was something like
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A cross between the three. I REALLY couldn't decide.
So anyways, back to the topic of my funnyness deficient problem!
I have lost my funny touch! Don't go thinkin funny things now.
Maybe my funny touch got hit by the transformer-bug and ZHENG CHENG FENG PREK NGEK KABOOM KAPOW RRRRWWEEEE KLANG KLANG....
I assume that is the sound the transformers robots make when they transform from a normal hot slut into a full fledge hot slut WITH additionl metal body and tail with spear and a metal long gross tongue (which was disguting by the way)..
or just from a red and blue truck into OPTIMUS PRIME!! JENG JENG JENG!
Okay, running off track here.
As i was saying, after the transformation, my funny touch transformed into well..a boring touch.
I am now boring, and irrelevant. Or so says siang, whom i suspect is the only reader of my blog.
I say reader because i think he actually reads the blog. Like he asks me meanings of certain words like " STUPID" and "irrelevant".
Whereas, the rest of you who visit my blog, come to look at the pictures and appreciate the beauty within. Considering how i am in all my pictures, or 99% of them, it is safe to conclude that i am the beauty within that they admire.
Which i have to say, flatters me so so much. But i really hope u do take time to read the rest of the unfunny and irrelevant things i write about.
For siang's sake, irrelevant means unimportant, having no bearing on or connection with the subject at issue.
Anyways (i think i have used the word anyways about ten times in this one post), what do u think i should do to refunny-nize my blog huh?
If u have a suggestion, email me oaky?! I would LOVE to hear about them.
oh my email? its mayee@udamnfuckingnolifesimplygoemailpeoplelamejokes.com
gonna go find a clown now. Bye!
PS. I MISS YOU B1!!!!! when are u coming back u london whore!!!
