jack frost nibbling at your nose...

today was hari koku..and while i was wasting my time..waiting for the rest to get their certs so we could quickly leave..i had an interesting chat with ethan..yingz..and weng fai..

we talked about sex..

and obviously..among the three of us..you probably know who did most of the talking and who went..EEYEEERR!!!!

so it got me thinking..why is it that everyone gets so freaked out and squirmish when i talk about sex as care-freely as i do...

i mean come on!!!! we're living in the 21st century for god's sake..its not as if most of you reading this hasn't already done it...

mind you..i've not done it myself..but it doesn't hurt to know more about it eh??

oh..the WORST thing must be the reaction on their faces when i said i actually watched porn and read about sex since i was really young...

now..look into the mirror..and you'll know what i mean..

fine..so i admit..i was a very curious lil girl when i was younger..and since no one bothered to explain to me about the birds and the bees..i decided..well..why not just learn about it myself?!?!

and what's so wrong about having a good knowledge about sex since a tender age?

i for sure didn't go around humping the local lil boys..

no..i was busy throwing shoes and punches at them...

knowing about sex made me more confident..and certainly more aware of the issues that sex is related to...

i mean so what if i watch porn?

i don't masturbate watching it like some sick dog..

nor do i press repeat on certain sex scenes like some sex maniac..

neither do i lick the screen and imagine the hot johnny depp lookalike model fucking me instead...[heeheeheeheeheee]..no i do NOT do that..

i watch porn because i find it fascinating..

and also because i don't want to suck so badly at it the first time that my partner falls asleep..

i've heard cases as such before..

i mean SERIOUSLY..just imagine..

you're totally working it out..pushing and gyrating like a snake on fire..

"uhh..uhhhh..UUHHH!!!..come on!! PUSH IT!!!"

and he's like..

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..OH..errr...yea...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

HAHAHA..

no...its NOT funny...

anyways..all i'm trying to say is..

i don't see why being knowledgeable about sex is such a taboo...

at least for one thing...you'll definitely know what to do the first time..

not fumble around like a hamster in heat on a wheel...

cheerios!

gimme more's official video..

what happened?

WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

omg larh...i am so speechless..

get some help britney..

so i'm a bitch..deal with it..

i really can't be bothered to post up any pics this whole week..

despite the fact that i'm holed up at home 24/7..[i did not even go for fucking topshop student lockdown..=.="

and its the holidays..

i really jus am nOT in the mood to do anything useful...

i will however do this..

a) sleep

b) eat

c) puke

d) watch tv

e) talk to somebody on the phone for nothing..

f) shop online..=D

g) sleep

h) try on my guess shoes and prance around the room with my blanket tied around my neck like i'm the queen..

i)sleep

j)repeat the above again..

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yes..my life is pathetic..

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anyways..let me show you how creative my friends can get...

last monday..during add math tuition.

dina and i were bored shitless...

the above illustration shows where i sit..[in red]..and where dina sits..[in green]

and the black stick person is mrs hew..holding add math papers in her hand and writing on the white board..

i wanted u to know tat cause i know most of u reading my blog have nothing else better to do and prollie are kinda dumb..good example? ying xian..=D

so i thought best to clarify everything..

so since we were bored shitless..dina started to draw this on my paper..

in case u r TAT stupid..its a smiley face...

so i continued and drew this..

in case u don't get it..its suppose to be a traffice light..sideways sorta..=D

and then she drew this.

it goes to show that sitting next to me does have its side effects after all..

a) u will start to curse all the time even for the smallest thing like.."oh FUCK i dropped my pencil.."

i can't help it if i'm a very expressive person..

b) and u will also be very sexual minded..=D

will continue on the parody of my life later..