i am so damn back..

OH MY GOD!!

you dont know how many things i've got to blog about..

there is the Redang Trip..which i'm sure yingz is OH-SO-EAGER for...

and softball..

and LOSER NIGHT!...

OMG okay??

stupid internet connection died on my just when i FINALLY had something to blog about after god knows how long..hahah..

anyways..lets not waste time...

here is the LOOONNNGGG awaited post on the REDANG TRIP!!!..

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so my class planned a class trip to redang during the april holidays..

it was unexpected in so many ways...

for one?

we expected the damned bus to come at 9pm on sunday to taylors..where the 14 of us assembled to TAKE OFF!!...

the fucking stupid things came at 11.30..=.="

at 9..we asked the fella we booked the bus from.."where is the bus arh"

he replied.."on the way..don't worry..on the way"

at 9.30..we got fidgetty.."err...WHERE is the bus arh"

he replied.."ON tHE WAY...in puchong only..don't worry.."

at 10..u KNOW there is something wrong.."wahh..one hour late already man..where is the bus"

he replied.."i swear he is on the way...really wan..in puchong already.."

we asked.."WHICH PUCHONG?! cause PUCHONG is like TEN minutes away from SUBANG!"

he replied.."oh..he took the other highway..wanted to avoid paying toll..u know larh bus driver"

by 10.30..the big boss came...and i heard them muttering..so i couldn't take it anymore..

"just EXACTLY WHERE IS THE BUS???? ONE AND A HALF HOURS ALREADY!!"

he replied.."OH..there was some mistake..he is on the way..from SG BESI"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....

how does one person wind up in SG FUCKING BESI FROM PUCHONG to SUBANG?!?!?!

its like i tell u i'm on my way from my house to Damansara Jaya and i end up in SG BULOH!!...

seriously wanted to slap the mother fucker..

so finally the damned bus got there..and we slept and reached merang jetty...

then we had to wait for another fcuking half an hour before the boat arrived..

in the bus..on the way...look at steph.HAHAHAH...i promised i wouldn't post up this pic..but i couldn't resist larh..SORRY STEPH!!!

we saw monkeys..no big deal larh actually..i was spending the whole three days with a bunch of them...

deli and yow hui..i think i spelled his name wrong..HAHAHAHA..

retard and deli..

amir..aka. BAPUK!!..hahahahhah..i'm serious..sideways..he looks like a beautiful woman..frontwise..not so much..

and THEN we had to take the blardy bumpy boat to redang..

stephie and i..

the big man..dexter..

don't you think he looks EXACTLY like a korean!??!?!

HAHAHAHAHHA...BAPUK MONKEY!!!

the guy in the middle threw up in the bumpy boat ride..

joseph..the drunky monkey...he got drunk on a bottle of carlsberg and starting bullshitting the entire time we were there...even now that i'm back in kl..he still seems drunk most of the time.hahhaa

hehehehehehehhe...

so when we got there...GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?

we had to walk another 10 minutes to the fucking resort which was..SURPRISE SURPRISE?!?!

located at the OTHER end of the beach...

so finally we got there..and because this was OBVIOUSLY a BUDGET HOLIDAY...

we got this cheaper resort..named redang holiday...

and it did seem not so bad on the brochure..and on the website..

so we thought..how bad could it possibly be...

it was bad...

the beds..were SANDY...

the blankets...were like towels..

the best part?

the toilet? stunk..

the water in the toilet bowl?

were brown...

so we thought..okay..lets just flush it..

and it was still brown..and we KEPT flushing it..

and it was STILL brown...

and the water from the basin..

was yellow...

like what the fuck okay?

so after that...we left for the beach...

which was NOT a disappointment at all...

was not disappointed about the beach..i was disappointed that no one wanted to throw the damned frisbee at me..hahahha..

with the smelly...

aaron giving yow hui a GOOD TIME!!..

there you go yingz..

HAHAHAHAHA....when steph first saw shing in his swimming gear...

she screamed.."BABY DUGONG!!! HAHAHAHHA"

deli and steph..

the ocean was so damn beautiful...

it was so blue and endless..

its one of those views you cannoy look at in a photo and expect to understand its beauty..

it just takes your breath away...

and after relaxing in the water..

we went to have lunch..

which ALSO SUCKED..

deli and i waiting for the yucky food..

and then we went back to rest for a while before we went snorkelling...

of course steph..deli and i took it as chance to go sunbathing...

deli and her sexy white bikini...

WHOOHOOO...yong meng..gone larh you...

me and deli..

and i brought a new book to read for this very reason...just to relax under the shades of the coconut leaves and the warm winds of the ocean..

so after a long while of relaxing...we headed to join the guys at snorkelling..

and stupid as i was..i forgot to bring along the camera to take pics underwater...

honestly..i didn't LOVE snorkelling..

i hardly saw anything except feed some fishies..

my god la okay?

and i was drinking salt water all the time..

so after the obviously NOT so fun snorkelling trip..we all went back to rest and prepare for the dinner..

which i kinda skipped in favour of the company of my book..[which was pretty good]..and a cup of maggi mee...

hahahha..i know..so sad right?!

steph got so fed up with me..she dragged me down against my will and made me eat some nuggets..HAHAHAHA...

after that we all just took a stroll along the beach

me and my baby retard..

from left: randy, wern jia, wai khean [on top], aaron, deli, siang, song jien, amir..

shing and his tiny but deadly ciggarette..

so siang offered to help me take a pic with steph..and afterwhich i found these..

OH MY GAWD OKAY!!!!...GAYTARD!!!..

=.="

walking back to the room to drink...

and after deciding that we all wanted to adjourn to the room and play mafia..

so..we went back to the room and played mafia..hahahahah

it was so funny larh..watching my classmates get drunk and stupid...

especially joseph..HAHAHA

and yes..in case u were wondering..

i was the FIRST person to get killed..

hahhahahaha..

the game lasted the entire night till the guys got way too tired and too wasted to play anymore...

then we all went back to sleep..and THAT was the end of the FIRST day...

fucking disappointing..hahhaha...

part two..in a minute!!