overdue..

everytime i blog..i have to say something along the lines of "sorry to keep u bitches waiting.." because i always say i'll blog but i wont..hahahahhhaha..

this post is gonna purely be pictures..coz its been so long..and i dont have facebook..so the only way u can get the pics from me is thru my blog..hahahahahhahaha....

so here goes..

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there was dexter's bday @ elcerdor..

the yummyness that was pork....=DDDDD.....

the pork knuckles and boquerones..are TO DIE FOR...

okay okay..pictures..

fucking funny moment...when they brought the cake out..

they started singing this funny song...

" happy birthday to u..oinkoink...happy birthday to u..oinkoink..happy birthday to uuuu..happy birthday to u...oink oink oink oink!~~.."

hahahahaahahahahaahha....

it was so suitable for dexter's bday..HAHAHA..jokes sexy dexy...JOKE..=D

yow hwui was damn evil..coz the restaurant management said..

"as part of tradition..we give a pig to people on their birthdays..so u get a complimentary glowing piggy figure.."

yow hwui instantly responded.."UR GIVING A PIG TO A PIG!!...hahahahahaha..=.="."

we went to lookout point @ ampang hill to chill out after dinner..

the view of kl was beautiful from there..=]

perfect for romantic rendevous ..*WINK WINK*..

happy bday dexter...may all ur dreams come true.=D

mine already did..

deli's bday coming nexT!!!

i smell a rat's ass...

this post is all words and no picture...so if u only came to look at 200 pictures featuring:-

• ME





• my friends





• my boyfriend





• my boyfriend and I





• my friends and I





• my boyfriend and I getting it on





• my friends and I getting it on
  




• my boyfriend and my friends getting it on.

• randoom pictures that MIGHT contain your pathetic face because i wanted to test out the shockproof feature on my camera...

then i'm really sorry to say that you're in for a disappointment...

i advice you to leave right now.

ahhhh..yes...on to the topic...

its seems that i've not been blogging for some time..

every other time being to just upload pics for various events..

which was the last reason why i started a blog anyways..

but i really dunno wat to write about!!!!

hmm...okay..let me think of something random to rant about...because i'm wayy to pms-y today..

fuck la....dunno wat to say...

maybe its the hormones playing it up in my vajayjay...

i need some retail therapy la...

i need to go shopping...

i NEED to buy something...[in the form of a tu-tu dress in topshop that i saw in pavillion and i LOVE LOVE LOVE...almost as much as siang..so siang..if u wanna remain at the top...HINT HINT!]

but seriously...i need a new life laaa...

this is so fucking boring its not funny anymore.

i used to be able to groan and moan about my pathetic life to jonathan...take one long look at him...and feel much better....

but now that the short midget is in UK...i'm back to square one..

oh btw...CHRISTMASS IS COMINNNNGGGGG!!!!!=D

oh the jolly good times...drinking hot chocolate...laying underneath the duvet after a good ol shag..opening the presents underneath a christmas tree...finding my long awaited topshop tu-tu dress and maybe a diamond ring or two...i don't mention nine west box filled with nine west shoes..because thats jsut compulsory...

i mean who ask's for a birthday cake on their birthday?

or angpau's on chinese new year?

or nine west shoes on christmas?

that's just plain weird..=S

so anyways...i know ur gonna say that TECHNICALLY i've never experienced any of the above...except maybe the nine west shoes thing..=D...

but what the heck okay?...there's no harm in dreaming...

i'll wish for chocolate after sex if i want to and thats TOO BAD FOR U...

technically..that won't happen either..since the sex part has never happened..but its nice to thnk of chocolate after an orgasm..=D

speaking of which...[chocolates..not orgasms..]..i was in famous amos the other day...

and i saw mint-flavoured chocolate slices....and i couldn't help thinking of you...

AMOEBA!..

i never thought last year would be the last year we would celebrate our birthdays together..

i guess i was wrong..

i wonder if we would ever have the chance of sitting down together...just the four of us...and gossip and bitch about people...whilst sipping on cappucinos....and throwing scarves around our necks in front of a cafe...and doing the heeheehee laugh...

also technically..this has also never happened before..becoz amoeba wears tudung...and smartypants will kill me at the prospect of wearing scarves...and besides...we don't do the heeeheeeheee laugh...its more of a HEE HAWWWW HYYYOOKKK HYOOOKKKK NGEK NGEK HAHAHHA HOHO laugh..

but....

i miss my carrie..miranda..and charlotte..

haihzzz...now i'm back to being in emo zone....

hopefully exams end soon....

this time last year...i was busy slaving it out to get my A1s for SPM...

which i believe is prollie wat my juniors are doing now...

unless ur that bunch that goes to the library to bersosial and study nothing and cam-whore...because i jus thought that was fucking pointless...=.="

but what do i knwo rite?!

nehoos..gossip girl episode10 just finished loading and i'm gonna immerse myself in a world of bitchiness and betrayal...

oh wait...i already am in that world..hahahaha...just that the characters in my world are fucking ugly...=D..hahahaha...i mean COME ON....could u really compare any of our pathetic poker addicted guys to chace crawford? HELL NO!!!!!

okay okay..enough yakking...till next time...FUCK YOU!=]

can you hear me?!

i know you all think i'm a liar for saying that i'll blog soon...

but i had my exams u assholes....i'll blog when and where i feel like it..

and right now its midnight and i'm blogging from my bed..

and i feel like i'm going to cry..

but its okay..i'm gonna be okay...

i'm gonna be tsukushi, the tough weed..

its just another few more days...and then i'm gonna be okay...

but in the mean time..i've got this...=]

how long will it last tho?

i don't know what i want...i really don't....

PS. have you ever wished you lived a different life? what kind of life would it have been?

actually it isn't the 25th anymore..

but i want to always remember it that way..

so....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEE!!!!!...

although i hardly feel any smarter being eighteen...

i do feel happier...

coz i know just how much my baby really loves me...

how many great friends i have...

thanks for all the msgs to wish me..i'm so sorry i did not reply...i had no credit..

but i was really touched that so many of you remembered..

especially you seanne!!!!! if u are reading this..all the way in india..

i want you to know just HOW MUCH i really appreciated that phone call..

and dina...thanks for the shoutout on your blog...i cried a lil bit reading it...=]

and xian and sarah..for the suprise breakfast...

okay okay...the rest i will save for later...onot it'll spoil the story..=D

so siang actually planned a SURPRISE party for me...at courtyard garden...

it was held a week in advance so that certain SHORT MIDGETS could be around for the celebration..

=D

sorry la dina u din get invite..siang planned the whole thing..not me...=D

blame best friend no.1!!!!

besides..i had telepathic powers...i KNEW you had exams so i din wanna distract u la...

what to do? best frieeeeend maahhhh..=D

but seriously..i really wished you were here to celebrate with me..

i always feel better about being ugly when i'm standing next to you..

but its okay..coz i've got steph now...heeheee..

anyhooss...we had dinner...and camwhored...and cake..and camwhored..and then we went to d-haven...and camwhored somemore..

and then we went back...=D

so hence the gila babi ammount of pictures...and the lack of enthusiasm..

hehe..JOKE!!!...

anyhoos..there's not much to blog about...so here are the pictures

fat sisters...=D

with ze butterfly...hahahha..get the joke?..libbyy laaa...

the birthday girls..in case you didn't know..we were both wearing miss selfridge that day..

both dresses were bought for the occasion...

and when we went shopping last friday...both dresses were on sale..20% off..=.="

please slap us or something..

CHEESY GRINS!!!!!=D

i took like a thousand pictures with this dwarf alone...

maybe cause i feel taller around him..=D

with the dj boys...except siang cause he's a dj girl..

i told you i had a million pics with him..

there's the gay boy...

the reason for the full body pic is cause we were on a shoe display that night..

mine from topshop..which i LOVEEEEEE....ruffles and all..

and his from fred perry...which were a gift..*AHEM AHEM*...

aren't they the cutest couple you've ever seen?!

honesly..when u look at them..

who do you think is the torch and who's the batteries?

boyfriend...boyfriend's girlfriend...fat chick who jumped in...

ching..u noe i love u and i only said ur fat because i'm a bitch in my blog and i have a reputation to uphold..

i have NEVER and will NEVER think ur fat...

=D

with yindran...he nearly died on the way to my party..

he got into a car accident..a pretty major one..

and the other guy threatened to whack him up...

but he didn't la in the end..

and u would think after all the drama he would go home rite!?

NOPE...he came right away and brought a present...

love you la yindran indian indian yindran..

try saying that five times real fast...=D

wiht my PE5 classmates who shared to buy me a bag from topshop..=D

love you guys with all my heart!!!!! s2!

with kimchi..the white suit donning teddy bear...

with shing-san..the red suit donning teddy bear...=D

with dexter-emo0-i-wanna-die...ahahahahhahaJOKING LAAA....

AMMMMMIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR....i'm so glad u could forsake your customers in chow kit for meeee...=D

wind-effect...

fat sisters FOR LIFE!!!!!...ching ur boobs damn big...

when i stand next to you..i know how dina feels...=D

with sarah...

stephie the psychadelic princess =D...

STEPH'S BDAY COMIN SOON!!!!....

18 already looo...

yongmeng finally GETS SOME!!!!

darlie ad...hahahahah

wei kit lost a lot of weight huh?

boy friend and boy friend's other best friend..

i love you baby..thanks for everything...=]...

omg we look so cool...

he wanted to pose like me...

nah...u say my blog not enough pics of you...hahahaha

yu szen and i acting coooooooollllllll....and pathetic..

good times...good times...

yien gorgeous...

other bday girl with gayboy...and boy with caterpillars for eyebrows..

so cuuuuteeee llllaaaa.......=D

cutting cakesss!

making my wishhhh...=]..a long wish la no doubt...

if the doll represented me...

i had a knife stuck up my ass on my bday...

how sad is that?!

bday girls with bday cakes!!

group pic....

they took the doll from my cake and stuck it into cheryl's cake...its all part of their lesbian fantasy thing..

amir and yindran and somebody's fingers..

hahahahahha..shing stoner...mix too much with rachel..hahahah

i'm very angry that you din even call/msg me okay?!?!...if u read this...i hate u..=D

thanks for coming yindran...

the girls at d'haven...


happy birthday to USSSSSS!!!...

i can't believe we're eighteen la cher...

i hope you had as much fun as i did tooo...

love you loads..

love me even more..

ciao ciao...

PS..this is only part uno...part two coming soon..=D