head underwater and then tell me to breathe easy for a while..

so i haven't been blogging much...dina was saying she missed knowing what went on in my life...

in actual fact...nothing has really been happening....

nothing much has been going on..except that i'm starting to hate college..

its like i hear so much more things i would prefer not to have heard...

said so much more things i wished i did not say...

do so much more things i hoped i wouldn't do..

no..i'm not smoking..

no..i'm not doing drugs..

no..i'm not cheating on siang...even the guy i used to think was hot in college doesn't seem so hot anymore..in fact the pimples are starting to get to me..

its just silly things i did that i wished i could take make..

stupid decisions i made that i wished i could undo..

what is it u ask?!..

KEH POH CHI...

i mean so little goes on in my life..i resort to doing stupid things to pass my time..like try to make a shower cap seem haute couture...

yes..i know i am FAT..

which is why i'm so so so excited about next weekend..

u sluts better not ffk me...

it is a said and done DEAL...

oh yea dina..i have some exciting news...i FINALLY bought these GORGEOUS pair of red bitch-alert heels from aldo which originally costed 480?..and after fucking sale?!?!? 70% OFF!!...

OMFG OKAY?!?!?!

it was like RM140!!!!=D

i thought i died and went straight to heaven...fucking last pair..MY SIZE!!!

it was like a sign from God..

[in my excitement..i nearly typed..a fucking sign...but then i scared steph scold me cause i use a curse word and God in the same sentence...hahahahaha]

=DDDDDD....

i'm beyond happy larh...siang had to wrestle me down before i jumped around the ENTIRE ALDO SCREAMING AND MOONING EVERYBODY!!!

hahahahahha...

okay...i am not a bimbo..and i'm not going straight to hell for this...

i still love all bitches reading...=D

won't be blogging soon..

haha..till then..love loads!

once upon a time..

i didn't do well for spm..much worse than i had expected..

i got 7A1's..1A2 and 4B3's

no..i don't need anyone congratulating me..

no..i don't need anyone telling me its great results..

no..it does not mean i'm stupid..

no..it does not mean i'm inferior to any of u who did better than i..

it only means this time i was unlucky...

because i know i'm smarter..i know i'm better..

its my nature..i know i'm a bitch..

u were just lucky...maybe a few of you actually earned it..

but next time baby..next time i'm gonna be the one looking at you with fake sympathy in my eyes..

telling u..

don't cryy...u did well..its not too bad la...its quite good...

and u see how it bluddy feels..

i do not need your pity...i am stronger than this..

i am deserving of 12As..

and i will show u in A-Levels..

but till then...

dare u come and pity me...

i will openly and publicly break you down so fast you wouldn't even be able to feel the slap i'll land on ur shit infested face the second right after i'm done..

consider yourselves forewarned..=]

btw...congrats to all of you who excelled..=]

most of all to miss Ho Xinhui..

who i am MIGHTY proud of..

who managed to keep the promise i couldn't..

and also to Mr. Leong Yew Weng..

who prove all the idiots wrong..

who is my pillar of strength..

and definitely to Mr. Lum Joe Shen..

who deserves to be applauded the MOST..

for all his hard efforts in accounts..

he did over 1000 questions to get ready..i remember u told me this the day of our accounts paper..

and for making his mummy proud..

for proving that seating next to ser siang won't make you dumber..HAHAHAHA

neways..i'll blog soon another time..when i'm less volatile..

till then..suck it in losers!!

there's hearts all over the world tonight..

HAHAHA...

FINALLY!!!

i can prove ALL U MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE WRONG!!!

SPM results have NOT BEEN ANNOUNCED!!

sO STOP FUCKING GUESSING!!!

NO FUCKING NEWSPAPER CONFIRMED IT!!

IN FACT!!

NO FUCKING NEWSPAPER EVEN SAID ANYTHING!!!

AND YES!!!

UR MUM/DAD/UNCLE/AUNTY/SHITASSED RELATIVE IS WRONG!!!!

PROOF?!?!?!

HERE!!!

i hate u all for making my life such a miserable hell for a week!!!!=.="

GET UR FACTS RIGHT BITCHES!!!!

i noticed i've only been blogging when i have pictures to show..

and its kinda annoying that people only come to my blog to look at the pictures..

also that i know some of u prollie go..

"GOD she's fat.."

"ooohhh..he's cute..too bad he's with her.."

"WHAT IS SHE WEARING?!"

and i really don't mind..coz i think the same thing when i go to other people's blogs..

but i'm kinda sick of posting pics..

i mean seriously...do u know how freaking tiresome it is to wait for hours to load the pics?!

and in case u haven't noticed..i normally upload like fifty pics one shot..

and caption every sinlge one..

=.="

so yea..i'm gonna take a break for a while..=D

OH YEA!!..

i wanted to ask...

does anyone know FOR SURE when is SPM results coming out?!

coz i'm scared to death bout when its gonna be out..

and there has been no official announce about it..

this i can confirm..because i checked the MINISTRY OF EDUCATION website..

and for those of u who say that u read it in the newspaper..

newsflash...

i've had people saying its coming out on march 12..march 13..march 10..

even freaking feb 28..which is two days from now..

ALL of them telling me they read it from the newspaper..

so i would like to know..

WHICH PAPER WERE U ALL READING!?!?!

OMG OKAY!??!?!

i could probably pee in my already pee-ed on pants for the millionth time...

for god's sake..

tell me the fucking date and take me out of my misery...

PLEASE!!!!

like you're trying to win a contest for sure..

so he picked me up at 7 and off we were to kl for the promise..

the surprise was cafe cafe...

thank god i was dressed for it..

it was a four year promise..and he swore he would keep it..

thankfully he did..=]

we had foie gras and escargots for starters..

the foie gras was freaking good..

like on the scale of amazingness...

it was probably between OMG..and ORGASM...

he had burgundy wagyu for his main course..

i didn't feel like eating much...

and i opted for hot chocolate cake with white truffle sauce..

so halfway through the dinner..

he stood up..said he was going to the toilet..

after he walked off..i looked ahead

and right behind where he was sitting..

in BRIGHT BOLD letters..

TOILET.

painted in gold on a door..

=.="

he didn't even have a clue..

by the end of the dinner..they brought the cake which said '''Happy Anniversary'''

then they brought out a tray..with a familiar white box..

another familiar smile crept to my face..

the night was beautiful..

in fact..it was almost magical..

COPYCAT!!

the way he expresses his love...

and the OBVIOUSLY better way i express mine..=D

heehee..

hope u loved it as much as i did...

=]

black jacks..red queens..broken kings..

i don't know what to blog about...

shall i blog about chinese new year?!

nothing much to blog about...

shall i blog about valentine's?

lazy to post up pics..

have already blogged bout college...

what else...

OH YES!!!...

ALL A-LEVELS STUDENTS!!1

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR LIM YING XIAN FOR HEAD OF PROM!!

reasons?!

number 1..

she is capable and all that other stuff...

number 2..

she is hot..

number 3..

she is my best friend..

number 4..

come on man...people who r MY best friends has gotta at least have SOME SORT of EXCELLENCE..

number 5..

the other candidates are ugly and fat...

number 6..

i'll whack u up if u don't vote for her..

number 7..

i'll whack u up even if ur a girl..

isn't that enough reasons to VOTE for this GIRL!?!??!

good luck babe...

love u psycho bitch so damn muchos!

i'll let the funky music do the talking..

u know i get REALLY pissed reading bout how stupid people can get u know..

okay..i get it..some people don't like the concept of Valentine's Day..

but COME ON!!...

it makes me SO FUCKING PISSED OFF when then give me the excuse..

u should't use ONE day to express your love to your partner...

if u really love them..

you would express it EVERYDAY..

fine..that has logics..

BUT..wat about every celebration huh?!?!

WHAT ABOUT MOTHER'S DAY and FATHER'S DAY!?!??!?!

SHOULDN'T YOU LOVE YOUR PARETNS EVERY FUCKING DAY?!?!?!

WHY PICK ONE FUCKING DAY TO DO IT?!?!?!

WHAT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY!??!?!

shouldn't u appreciated LIFE EVERY DAY TOO!?!??!

wHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS?!?!?!

SHOULDN'T YOU CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF JESUS EVERY DAY THEN!?!??!

AND HARI RAYA!??!?!

OR CHINESE NEW YEAR?!?!??!

SO VALENTINE'S DAY is JUST ANOTHER DAY!!

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE MUST JUST COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN?!?!?!

i think its just PURE INSECURITY for idiots to complain...

i'm sorry you're spending it with NOBODY...

BUT GET A LIFE LARH!!..

don't FUCKING DISCRIMINATE THE PEOPLE WHO DOES!!!

i SWEAR I WILL FUCKING SCREW U UP ALL OVER UR FACE IF U EVER..

AND I MEAN EVER FUCKING COME UP TO ME AND TRY TO CHALLENGE ME ON THIS..

yeah its true...

we should appreciate our other halves every single day...

but does it not make it MORE special to have ONE day to show our extreme love?!?!

like if u liked to eat pizza..

try eating pizza every fucking day for a month and see if you get sick of it or not...

even in econs we learn that UTILITY aka. SATISFACTION DECREASES WITH CONSUMPTION!!!...

so PLEASE FUCKING THINK BEFORE YOU FUCKING TALK OKAY!!??!?!?!

and in case u were all LOOKING forward to know what siang did for me for valentine's day...

he got me a bouquet of lollipops and a necklace...

are u all fucking happy now?!?!?!

don't bother to find out what i did for him..

it doesn't matter anyways...it just SIANG's present who matters..

BECAUSE ITS SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE..

and I'm a FUCKING SPOILED BRAt..

WHO DEMANDS FUCKING EXPENSIVE THINGS..

and SUCKS ALL THE FUCKING MONEY OUT OF SIANG!!

i only give him JUNK!!!..and SHIT!!..

THAT DOESN"T COST ANYTHIGN!!!

NO SIGNIFICANCE!!!!

ARE U ALL FUCKING HAPPY YET?!?!?!?!?

FUCKING ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?!?!?

i'm so angry and pissed at these idiots i tell you...

get over your fucking self and get a life larh...

anyways..happy belated valentines too all of you love birds out there..

to the others..happy single's awareness day!!

loving u every single minute...every single day...

will blog about valentine's day properly when i'm less pissed off..